I don't know if you guys have heard or done this before, but everytime a driver does something inconsiderate that you think will endanger your life, or worse, your car, people usually mumble, "
Women Drivers" and then start spewing out a long line of
@&!*%^@(!!!!!!!!!I don't know. My dad does it. Most of my male friends do it. Even some of my female friends. It's like we don't have faith in the driving ability of our womenfolk anymore. Not to say we had any in the first place.
I did a Google search;
women can't drive and this is what came up:
Step1
First, women let dogs in their cars. They let those yippy little things run around, sitting on top of another yippy little one equals a big reason why women can't drive.
Step2
Next, women let friends in their cars. Men have their eyes on the road at all times, regardless of the discussion. Women on the other hand, have their focus on everyone except the world rushing towards them. Do us a favor and focus driving.
Step3
Another simple reason is that women obstruct their vision with dangling crap. Whether it be 10 pounds of beads or stuffed animals, these women would actually be better of driving backwards. Until women ditch decorating their windows, they are better off of the road.
Step4
A good reason for women to stay off the road is because they use the mirrors to look at themselves. While they go through metamorphosis between stop lights, they tend to pay less attention to what's happening to their surroundings.
Step5
Women need to stop texting while driving! If you see one texting, make sure to give her some room. Be sure to text back OMG and LOL! Kidding.
Step6
Another good reason why women can't drive is because they have no interest in cars. It's only a means of transportation from point A to B. You can't do anything well at something you know nothing about, right?
Step7
Women also have no spatial awareness. The have to realize that Ipods and cars do not work the same way. You cannot press "Skip" to skip 4 lanes across. You also can't press "shuffle" and expect to parallel park. It just doesn't work that way.
Step8
Lastly, women cannot drive because they do not have the driving gene. It's purely genetic. As for us men, we simply miss the waxing gene. The only solution for women is car insurance.
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I personally think that list is a little biased lor. I mean, when I was reading it, it kinda made sense UNTIL number 4. Number 5 is pure bias! As if men don't do the same. I think I'm quite a good driver. Ask around :D So let's see what I'm guilty of.
1. First of all, I don't have a dog. But I might bring it around if I did have one.
Verdict: N/A2. Half-true. I hardly talk when I have passengers because I can't drive and talk at the same time. So much for multi-tasking :/
Verdict: Not guilty3. I wonder that too. Especially women with soft toys blocking half their rear view mirror. Gosh. Verdict: Not guilty
4. I'm vain. Enough said. Sometimes I almost bang a car in front of me because I'm too busy inspecting my face in the mirror even when I'm not at a traffic light.
Verdict: VERY guilty
5. Who doesn't?
Verdict: Guilty6. OMGGGG. So lame.
It's like, saying you can't cook just because you don't like cooking.Or saying you don't like to shit because it wastes your time, so you can't shit properly =.=
[EDIT]
I just realized my analogy was completely off. But it's still a stupid reason.
Verdict: To stupid to even be considered a reason7. No idea what the dude's analogy is.
Verdict: N/A8. It's quite unfair, but I think the same goes for us when we say that men can't multitask because it's just NOT in their genes. Anyway, I'm a good driver.
Verdict: N/AAnyway, long story aside, I wrote about this because everytime I need to park, or everytime I drive, I feel a lotttttt of pressure. Like super a lot until my heart rate increases okay, and I become
gelabah. Like when I'm trying to park, this especially, because it takes up a lot of time because I'm a fail parker, I'd glance back at my mirror so often to check if there are any drivers (ahem, male drivers) waiting for me to park so they can pass through. If not this thing in my head will be like, "
OMGGGG your parking fail. Take 7 minutes to do reverse parking. Some more reverse so many times. No wonder men say women can't drive la. Cos of people like you ok."
That's not a very nice thought that goes through everytime I want to park. Waaay too much pressure. :/
Point of story: My parking is bad. :( I need to improve.Labels: wthecks?